Fuer die Kenner des alten DOS:
"Who the heck is general Failure? and why is he reading my disks anyhow?"
Anruf bei der Computerhilfe:
"Meine Maus ist ganz links am Rand der Mausunterlage. Ich muss aber den Zeiger noch weiter nach links bewegen. Erbitte dringend Rueckruf unter 555-1212"
Humorvolles
...angekommen, angenommen und mitgetrunken... 
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GG001
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one after noon.
She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that every one seeing it there WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING !
Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing..
Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house ...
walked home .. . .and left it there all night!!!
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one after noon.
She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that every one seeing it there WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING !
Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing..
Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house ...
walked home .. . .and left it there all night!!!